McKelvey

An uncircumsized penis that is coated in smegma and/or mold and obstructs the male pee hole making it very hard to urinate in a single direction.

when you wake up next to your teacher

A person who walks as if there is a wide stick up their butt. Often makes poor decisions which will ultimately prove that the person is dumber than they look.

a hole that monkeys might fly out of.
traditionally an arsehole.

to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when associated with a useless southerner of irish descent.

someone who doesn't know how to add words to the urban dictionary.

a fuckwit

a bad haircut or hairstyle